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twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

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lustinforagustin:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well

vinesnow:

Curse of the calculator / Vine By: Thomas Sanders
(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com)

plannedparenthood:

plannedparenthood:

It’s Equal Pay Day – a day that shows how far into 2013 women must work to earn what men earned in 2012. After all, women still make just 77 cents to a man’s dollar. This gender gap affects women (and their families) from all backgrounds, ages, and at all levels of education – and it’s unacceptable. 

Re-blogging because (unfortunately) this is still a thing.

vaporwave-official:

avant-sad:

vaporwave-official:

tumblr is like this:

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we should be like this:

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why would a cool jock like me want to get along with nerds?

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When that one person logs on

didtheydiddleyet:

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It’s not cute or gracefull either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painfull

jegusismyhomeboy:

undoubtedlyfuckedup:

thisis-my-note:

hetalianswag:

seselapod:

d0gewithabl0ge:

THINGS U SHOULDNT SAY TO AN ARTIST WHILE THEYRE DRAWING

SEE ALSO “WHY IS HE/SHE NAKED” iM NO T DONE YE T SMARTASS

"OMG WHY DOES IT HAVE BOOBS YOU PERV"
IT’S A GIRL I’M DRAWING A FUCKI GN GIRL.

"Why isn’t the rest of it shaded?" BECAUSE I’M STILL SHADING THE FUCKING FACE FUCK NUGGET

"Hey you missed that bit" DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM FCKINGNSM FINISHED U NIPPLE WANK

nipple wank

ceshira:

TITANS Assemble!

SO in honor of the spoopy spirit, I figured I should bring this old idea back.

And much like the old one, I’m probably going to make this into a shirt.Yay. BTW IT’S ALL TRANSPARENT.

whitedad:

i know what we’re all thinking

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

lkanamemadoka:

lkanamemadoka:

I WAS LOOKING UP THE ORIGINS OF HENTAI because of reasons AND I I GUESS WIKI ANSWERS ADDED STOCK PHOTOS TO GO ALON G WITH THE QUESTIONS AND I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THSI HARD IN SO LONG IM GOIGN TO BURST

THIS ONE IS THE BEST THOUGH BECAUSE IT’S THE SAME WOAMNA I LIETLRLAY CANT FUCKGIN DEAL

roachpatrol:

smashthemighty:

The future is now.

it me